Jasper isn't the only one having to deal with the ill effects of suddenly having a very vulnerable and very human body. The only thing that the other ex-gem doesn't have to deal with is the fact that she doesn't have a nose.

It's enough to make Lapis jealous. She can't breathe through hers. Its such a terrible oversight of human biology. Why would you have something you're supposed to breathe out of if you cant? It's stupid. This is stupid. This is stupid, but Jasper is just as miserable as she is, and the longer she covertly stalks the miserable Quartz, the funnier it gets.

And Lapis just watched her whack her head against the top of a door frame. Small victories, one supposes. Except it's not laughter that blows Lapis' cover. It's the sudden inhalation. Once, twice, three times... Nothing and then-

"Achoo!"

This is the worst.