To that, Lapis has the completely calm and composed reaction of stepping backwards, only for a dizzy spell to hit, and for her to land right on her rear end with completely dignified squawk of betrayal.

"No way, keep it on your own clothes!" Ugh, yelling hurts, but Lapis absolutely doesn't want the snot back. Besides, she has nothing to clean it with anyway. She'll get back up in a second.

Once the everything stops spinning.