It would be the stocks for you if they were in Camelot. He can, at least, enjoy this thought. Let him have that, okay, whether or not he'd actually enforce that were they there.

It's neither very adult nor kingly to roll his eyes like he does, or as exaggeratedly as he does, but he's too aggravated to care.

"Obviously, that explains it."

At least give?? Him a hand??