OMG, my childhood. Like, seriously, there is terribly self-insert fanfic hiding somewhere in my parents' basement where 11 year old me got to hang out with Deanna and Beverly and Have Adventures and I am so glad there was no internet as we know it at that point.

Ahem.

I mean, uh, hi. I'm Wyn, playing Kaidan Alenko from the Mass Effect games, who's also on the Cetagandan side and currently engaged in being deeply unimpressed by their philosophy and baffled by differences in science.