NAME: Harry
CONTACT: ormery hell yea feel free to add me! my plurk is garbage tho
TIMEZONE: EST
INTRO: I used to live in England but now i live in Canada. despite my name i use she/her pronouns. i have a lovebird called Maggot, and i am really enthusiastic about bigfoot. my job is furry porn so sometimes there is furry porn on my plurk, which may be a pro or a con depending on your attitude (no dont worry its never like... in the toplevels of unmarked plurks I PROMISE ITS FINE)
CHARACTER NAME: Jasper
CHARACTER A/S/L: 5,500/lmao*/ceta (* there's no gender in gem society but they all use she pronouns. jasper thinks people who identify as male are special snowflakes)
CHARACTER INTRO: Jasper was made on Earth five thousand years ago as part of her species' effort to colonise it and suppress a rebellion that was taking place there. Her entire life since that point has been unfortunate emotional baggage, stockholm syndrome (various), and pushing people around to make herself feel better. Generally she's pretty terse and serious and impatient and her baseline for interacting with humans is 'dismissive', but she has a terrifying grin on her when she gets really Into something. She is eight feet tall and bright orange and she has a like a billion teeth, all the same size and shape
STATUS: boy she just hates this. food?? sleep??? baTHROOM???? MEAT BODY??? unconscionable. She just failed at her life's purpose for the second time though so she figures this kind of repugnant suffering is what she deserves. She is probably asking a lot of rude questions, but also generally doing what she's told when it comes from authority figures on the base; she's going to get restless here pretty quick but she's good at following orders.
CR YOU WANT: People to field the rude questions Jasper has about human stuff. People who will be patient with her inevitably passing out from lack of food and sleep. People who WON'T be patient with her inevitably passing out from lack of food and sleep, like, just kick her while she's on the floor, I am OK with that . Once she actually works out how this stuff works she is going to be very interested in Healthy Eating and Exercise... so if anyone wants to help her work out how those things work and/or be her workout buddy that would be Radical. OR anyone interested in humouring her eventual forays into Fashion. People with the patience to maybe make a dent in her horrible worldview? People who want to arm wrestle? Also Jasper is SUPER easy to dunk on, so, like... please dunk on her she is a massive orange dunk target
CR YOU CAN PROVIDE: Jasper is fully equipped to be your Surly No-Fun Pal, if that is what you are into. She is capable of fun you just kind of have to dig for it. People she is better at relating to include soldiers, citizens of oppressive regimes who don't have a problem with their oppressive regimes, people who value Being Strong. She is also very good for negative CR? She's easy to offend and she does not hesitate to get really unpleasant with people. OR if you need someone to lift you to a high ledge.........boy have i ever got you COVERED
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CONTACT:
TIMEZONE: EST
INTRO: I used to live in England but now i live in Canada. despite my name i use she/her pronouns. i have a lovebird called Maggot, and i am really enthusiastic about bigfoot. my job is furry porn so sometimes there is furry porn on my plurk, which may be a pro or a con depending on your attitude (no dont worry its never like... in the toplevels of unmarked plurks I PROMISE ITS FINE)
CHARACTER NAME: Jasper
CHARACTER A/S/L: 5,500/lmao*/ceta (* there's no gender in gem society but they all use she pronouns. jasper thinks people who identify as male are special snowflakes)
CHARACTER INTRO: Jasper was made on Earth five thousand years ago as part of her species' effort to colonise it and suppress a rebellion that was taking place there. Her entire life since that point has been unfortunate emotional baggage, stockholm syndrome (various), and pushing people around to make herself feel better. Generally she's pretty terse and serious and impatient and her baseline for interacting with humans is 'dismissive', but she has a terrifying grin on her when she gets really Into something. She is eight feet tall and bright orange and she has a like a billion teeth, all the same size and shape
STATUS: boy she just hates this. food?? sleep??? baTHROOM???? MEAT BODY??? unconscionable. She just failed at her life's purpose for the second time though so she figures this kind of repugnant suffering is what she deserves. She is probably asking a lot of rude questions, but also generally doing what she's told when it comes from authority figures on the base; she's going to get restless here pretty quick but she's good at following orders.
CR YOU WANT: People to field the rude questions Jasper has about human stuff. People who will be patient with her inevitably passing out from lack of food and sleep. People who WON'T be patient with her inevitably passing out from lack of food and sleep, like, just kick her while she's on the floor, I am OK with that . Once she actually works out how this stuff works she is going to be very interested in Healthy Eating and Exercise... so if anyone wants to help her work out how those things work and/or be her workout buddy that would be Radical. OR anyone interested in humouring her eventual forays into Fashion. People with the patience to maybe make a dent in her horrible worldview? People who want to arm wrestle? Also Jasper is SUPER easy to dunk on, so, like... please dunk on her she is a massive orange dunk target
CR YOU CAN PROVIDE: Jasper is fully equipped to be your Surly No-Fun Pal, if that is what you are into. She is capable of fun you just kind of have to dig for it. People she is better at relating to include soldiers, citizens of oppressive regimes who don't have a problem with their oppressive regimes, people who value Being Strong. She is also very good for negative CR? She's easy to offend and she does not hesitate to get really unpleasant with people. OR if you need someone to lift you to a high ledge.........boy have i ever got you COVERED