CR MEME: EPISODE II

[pigsfeet]

We've got new people, we've got old people, the only thing we haven't got is a CR meme. Oh wait-

<raw-code><br /><div style="float:left;"> <img src="ICON URL 1" style="height: 80px; width: 80px; display: block;border-radius: 100px 0px 0px 100px;padding:3px;"> <img src="ICON URL 2" style="height: 80px; width: 80px; display: block;border-radius: 100px 0px 0px 100px;padding:3px;"> <img src="ICON URL 3" style="height: 80px; width: 80px; display: block;border-radius: 100px 0px 0px 100px;padding:3px;"></div> <div style="background: transparent; font: 13px arial; letter-spacing: 2px; width: 800px; margin: -5px 5px 5px -12px; padding: 15px; display: inline-block; border-radius:10px;vertical-align: top;text-align:left;"> <b>NAME</b>: <br /><b>CONTACT</b>: If you have a plurk, please note if you're okay with people adding you! <br /><b>TIMEZONE</b>: <br /><b>INTRO</b>: Tell us a little about yourself! What's on your plurk, whether you have hopes and dreams, what should we know about you, etc etc. <br /><br /><b>CHARACTER NAME</b>: <br /><B>CHARACTER A/S/L</B>: age / sex / location (ceta or barry) obv <br /><b>CHARACTER INTRO</b>: Tell us a little about your character! <br /><b>STATUS</b>: What have they been up to? Or: how did arrival go for them? <br /><B>CR YOU WANT</b>: Please don't just say 'anything'. <br /><b>CR YOU CAN PROVIDE</b>: Ditto above. </div></raw-code>

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[lovernotafighter]

NAME: Vee
CONTACT: veelynn | Discord: Vee#3768 (although I'm still learning how to use this thing so bear with me). Friend me on either! I'm on plurk more than Discord.
TIMEZONE: EST
INTRO: Um, let's see. I have two jobs: one at a pediatric hospital with a bunch of doctors (so expect me complaining about docs) and the other as a photographer (so there's lots of pictures sometimes, especially with a few ongoing projects). On top of those, I have two cats and an insane dog, and I'm currently into Red vs Blue and Borderlands (if anyone wants to wax poetic about the glory that is Handsome Jack, hit me up!), Soon, though, I'm sure Robot Dinosaur Game (Horizon Zero Dawn) will be getting into that mix. But mostly, I try to post a lot of memes, RP stuff, and just try to have fun.

CHARACTER NAME: Lavernius Tucker
CHARACTER A/S/L: 27/ Male / Barrayar
CHARACTER INTRO: Tucker is a Simulation Trooper/ military idiot. But hey, he's better than the other idiots he's usually with, so that's kinda good, right? He can hold his own in a fight, he can do things, it's just a question of how much pushback, bitching, cursing, and awkward pickup lines will be included. Also, he's the aliens "Chosen One", so this guy? Yeah, he's a diplomat and father-mother of an alien son. I swear, it really does make sense, somehow.
STATUS: Tucker just got here, and... he's just complaining about the cold and hitting on chicks, so he's pretty much appearing as baseline normal. However, underneath that, he's a mess of tense crap, worried about his team back home, about his kid, about Chorus, and still trying to deal with his best friend's stupid, stupid sacrifice. He sure as hell doesn't want to fight in someone else's war, and after dealing with a traitor in the past, he doesn't really trust too many people here. But hey, Carolina's around, so bonus!
CR YOU WANT:
Friends - By "friends", he really means people to bitch at. This place kinda sucks, and he needs to tell people about exactly how much it sucks. And hey, he might just end up talking about his other idiot friends, too; want to hear about a robot that only speaks spanish? Want to hear about the time Grif forced the mess to post guards so he just got someone to dig a tunnel underneath it so he could steal more food? Want to hear about how amazing Reservoir Dogs is? Yeah, that's what you get.
Like, Really Good Friends - Not the hitting on kind, but someone he can trust. Someone he can talk about his problems with (like not at all trusting a certain mountain of a guy here) or the fact that his best friend died and he a) doesn't know how to deal with it, and b) he doesn't know how / if he should tell Carolina. He needs a confidant, but he's not good with his feelings so he'll probably yell a bunch first before getting to this.
People to hit on - As the title says. Expect lots of bad pick up lines and gross exaggerations of his romantic skills.
PTA without the T - Anyone else have kids? He needs to talk to some parents about his especially awesome alien son and how he misses him.
Negative CR - Tucker is hard (bow chicka bow wow) to get along with. Most people don't like him, so feel free to be annoyed by his mere presence. He may or may not get the hint, and he may or may not care; it's never stopped him before.

CR YOU CAN PROVIDE:
Comic Relif - Bad pick up lines, creative cursing, rashes that may or may not need to be identified: Tucker has it all. He's also annoying, but in an endearing way, so hey, maybe you need that in your life right about now.
Swording 101 - Tucker can use a sword, and he can teach you, too! Or you can teach him how to get better because not fighting with powerarmor is a hell of a lot different than fighting with it. Mutual learning experiences!
Bitch time - Dude, complaining is therapeutic. Let's go have a bitch session.
Stupid plans with stupid consequence - Just what it says. Especially in the off chance that he learns that Wash is on the other side. He's done it before, and he sure as hell will do it again. Someone might need to stop him.