HOT OR NOT MEME.

[pigsfeet]

because what the hell else are you doing on superbowl sunday

RULES

• POST YOUR CHARACTER. toplevels for all.
• LINK SOME PICS of them at their hottest! or... nottest.
• COMMENT AROUND with whether or not your character wants the d.

Comments

[traitorous]

you'd have to be blind to give symmetra anything other than a 10

maine is in fact not blind so 10

[skelepun]

a solid 6, but mostly just for the lack of hair. ur skull's lookin' fine, hombre.

[skelepun]

a solid six, looks like he would cry at the end of film classic The Waterhorse. Sensitivity is a plus.

Re: William

[stompadour]

3. Not very powerful or distinctive. Easy to confuse for other humans. The slightly more brightly coloured shirt in the second picture is an improvement on this front.

[pigsfeet]

it sounds like you're describing a poodle, wash

[pigsfeet]

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH THE RIGHT PRIORITIES

[stompadour]

Jasper can't tell which of the humans in the first picture is the same as the one in the second one because humans look too similar to each other. Either way, 4; the uniform is better than average but why do humans wear so much brown

[pigsfeet]

2 for being a tiny sad puppy that needs to be taken care of

[skelepun]

a solid six, for the sacrifice made by Shetland ponies everywhere to make that hair possible.

[stompadour]

3. Very drab but the facial marking adds flavour

[skelepun]

you like that boi

(whispers) they're short, too. abnormally short.

[protocol]

well i mean the hair looks about right

[pigsfeet]

EVERYTHING IS TRAGIC IN THE APOCALYPSE

[skelepun]

drink ur milk fuckboyyyyy

[skelepun]

a bone is a terrible thing to waste

[symmetricks]

Hmm. This one requires some thought. She's more handsome than she is pretty.

6.5.

[pigsfeet]

WE FOUND THE MISSING LINK

[skelepun]

no argument here, someone's gotta make sure ur invisible family stays hydrated

[protocol]

like a 7/8. cute, seems v capable and knowledgable, and uh, no longer around base... maybe wash'll see him when he gets over to the barrayar side, hope they treat their prisoners ok and they don't torture them or anything!!

Re: NPCS: Sonia, Piotr & Diya

[stompadour]

Sonia: 3. Scrawny. Too approachable.

Diya: 7. Not very tall but still looks capable of murder. Better hair colour contrast than average for humans but could still do better at colours

Piotr: 4. Bonus points for weird hair

[vorbratta]

i love this horrible man-eating lizard in a human suit image of diya daryl has built up in his mind

[traitorous]

1 for suddenly being 9 years older than him

no one said you could age

Re: Symmetra

[stompadour]

8. Clearly physically capable + bonus points for a colour scheme that includes things other than brown. The practical outfits present on this meme are making it difficult for Jasper to tell people apart.

[protocol]

like 9/10 and not taking points off for the scar bc he likes you just the way you are. not dead.

Re: maine

[stompadour]

7.5. Very impressive for a human but could look more imposing with a large mane of hair, ideally in an eyecatching colour