HOT OR NOT MEME.

[pigsfeet]

because what the hell else are you doing on superbowl sunday

RULES

• POST YOUR CHARACTER. toplevels for all.
• LINK SOME PICS of them at their hottest! or... nottest.
• COMMENT AROUND with whether or not your character wants the d.

Comments

maine

[traitorous]

that bod tho
and an okay face

ricky whittle spends the entirety of his role in the 100 looking surly and grumpy af which is why i chose him as a pb but he's also rly cute when he smiles i'm js

Re: maine

[symmetricks]

Truthfully? He could make 9 easily if he weren't so filthy.

[traitorous]

but symmetra don't you like a hard working man

[symmetricks]

Preferably without the smell.

[traitorous]

fine he'll bathe he guesses

[protocol]

11/10 for not being dead, would've been a 12 but bad kitty for running off BAD KITTY

[traitorous]

maybe if you took better care of him he wouldn't have run away with sigma

[protocol]

he took such good care of you :( but it's ok just come back pls

he left out some milk for you

[traitorous]

whole milk or skim milk

[skelepun]

a solid 6, but mostly just for the lack of hair. ur skull's lookin' fine, hombre.

[traitorous]

oh stop you'll make him blush

Re: maine

[stompadour]

7.5. Very impressive for a human but could look more imposing with a large mane of hair, ideally in an eyecatching colour

[traitorous]

sorry jasper not everyone is as physically blessed as you!!!

[stompadour]

look i'm sure someone on this planet could grow you a majestic head of hair in a lab and then graft it onto your skull, like if you were really dedicated to looking threatening

[traitorous]

can't he just borrow some of your hair

like seriously you have more than enough

[vorrutyer]

10 wow wow wow would hit would hit really hard sweat emoji sweat emoji string of eggplant emojis

[traitorous]

seductively flexes

[vorrutyer]

oh dear I seem to have dropped my pen would you fetch it for me

Pleading the fifth.

[lovernotafighter]

Okay, dude, seriously: do Freelancers have a sign that says "Must be this hot to ride this project"? Because this is totally making us Sim Troopers feel inadequate pretty fucking ridiculous.

Also, it's weird that I find you attractive. Go be growly and gloomy somewhere else.

[traitorous]

look he's Very Large so it only makes sense that his attractiveness would be proportional with the rest of his body, duh science???

ur bisexuality is showing again tucker

[lovernotafighter]

Psh, I failed science. Except for reproductive science, aww yeaaah.

look, you don't stay cooped up with as many dudes as I did for as long as I did before you start trying shit and finding out that you actually like it. I mean, a rock can only sustain a guy for so long.

[littlemissfutility]

7. Handsome but a little intimidating looking!!! Number subject to change upon view of that smile.

[startpoint]

10/10 why are all her friends hot this isn't fair at all. Would discretely check him out in the locker room

[shri]

10 when he's angry and surly and letting her be terrible and low key leech heat by sitting next to him.

32984/10 when he's covered in blood and growling and armed and being recklessly dangerous and fighting by her side, WHICH SHE WILL NEVER ADMIT EVER

[durango]

9/10 and only because she's dating Worf and would feel bad saying 10 :(